I get that there are people out there that don’t understand that you can’t talk to people like that, but I have never dealt with that situation in a federal agency. The situation I deal with on a regular basis is guys that get off on making women uncomfortable, they absolutely know it’s against the rules, and they do…

I wish I hadn’t even read the article, Saturday night and I’m having an umbrage attack. I really do hope things are better in the private sector. That line in Henry The Sixth “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” should be “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the HR people.”

I wasn’t very clear, I don’t think having an employee manual or training is bad, regardless of whether the information is intuitive. Especially if it makes it easier to discipline people. I just think it’s a waste of time and money to do that stuff and then not have a mechanism to enforce the rules when they are…

If you haven’t worked for a federal agency before, it is probably not possible for you to understand what a cluster fuck they are. Once you have made it through your probationary period, it is almost impossible to get fired. I supervised a guy once who was a serial sexual predator. Complaint after complaint after…

I am trying, but can’t think of a time when my response to training was anything other than “Well, duh.” But again, I work for a federal agency, maybe completely different for you. Or maybe you’re a monster. Whichever.

I am a supervisor in a Federal agency, and they have training manuals and directives and regulations for EVERY POSSIBLE THING A HUMAN BEING COULD EVER POSSIBLY DO. Almost everything in the training modules is, in my opinion, completely intuitive, and does nothing to stop sexual harassment, racial discrimination,…

“There’s no business like show business...”

I love airplane food. I think maybe I should become a Republican.

I’m really surprised that he didn’t learn to respect women while playing college football.

What’s he crying about? He doesn’t have anything to worry about. An ex-cop, convicted of raping black women, I’m sure those 263 years in prison will fly by.

The great mass of people . . . will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.

My favorite segment on David Letterman was always “Trump or Monkey?”. Somebody that knows how these Google machines work should bring that back.

Another victory in the war on drugs!!!

Other people have said this, but I think we should stop calling them anti-vaxers and start calling them pro-diseasers. Because that is what they are.

Angela from Big Bear totally reminds me of my mother. So I cried through that episode of “With Special Guest.” Thanks for that, Lauren.

I used to be a veterinarian. My first job out of vet school was in southwest Michigan, in Niles. Oprah Winfrey had a weekend place in the area. She had a couple of Morgan horses, and the vet practice I worked for took care of them. About a week after I started I got a call one night that one of them had a belly…

My advice to this guy is, wait until the second date before you tell a woman that you begged your mother and therapist for sex. You don't want to look desperate and needy. And keep pointing out that blackmailing someone into sex is only considered rape in a few Scandinavian countries. As long as she isn't…

I don't really understand the whole talking-crap-about-people-you-slept-with thing. If the person is such a loser, why did you bump uglies with him/her in the first place? What does that make you? If a woman takes her panties off for me I think she is AWESOME. Maybe it's the difference between cats and dogs. If…

When we were dating my wife and I really wanted to try meth. But we thought it would cheapen it if we did it on any old Saturday night, so we decided to wait for the wedding night. All our friends said "Don't do meth the first time on your wedding night, it'll be awkward and disappointing." Boy, were they wrong. …

So Rihanna is a lesbian?