Imagine a student who has paid 180K in tuition to an institution that sided with her rapist for no better reason than the fact that he can throw a misshapen brown ball.

Nope. Ginger Adam Driver

When I was young our house was broken into and I noticed the intruder hiding under my moms bed by looking in a floor length mirror she had. Guess who’s not a fan of using a bed frame?

Nope. Rape is never okay, even when it happens to a rapist.

Labrie’s and his mother were crying as he was led away in handcuffs.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

“When you suddenly cancel on friends, you are doing them a favor. You are in effect giving them a snow day, even if they didn’t realize they wanted one.”

“that it didn’t go to the contest[ant] with biggest tits or criteria like that”.

This is my favorite one, mostly because I’m picturing the cop standing on your front porch taking notes about the “burglary.”

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

No, you’re crying.

No! Tom Hanks, no! Bad Tom Hanks!

If “The platinum card is declined!” doesn’t become a Kitchenette meme like monogrammed thermoses, we have all failed.

My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.

It always boggled my mind when my customers did not understand this. I bartended at a high volume college bar in a Big 10 town. There was no customer service, it was just “sell as much as you can but don’t kill anyone”. Your business meant nothing to us. You were just another amorphous human shaped blob that…

The "hot enough" thing drove me off the wall. People would come in and order their lattes at 190-200 degrees, MILK CURDLES AT 180 YOU NASTIES. Also, steaming it to much hotter than the typical "extra hot" setting makes the milk spit viciously and I'm not about to burn myself just so you can melt the lining of your…

I dunno, maybe the part where she asked Nicki if Nicki feeds off the drama? That’s condescending AF, if you ask me. I’d bet dollars to donuts the interviewer isn’t saying shit like that to the men she interviews.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I don’t think “server trying to scam someone” and “server who fails to explain properly” are the only options here... my money is on “customer chooses to ignore policy as stated on the menu, is rude to the server who does his best to explain the charge and then writes in a creative interpretation of the scenario to…