Why is it still ok to post thinly veiled references to someone’s sexual orientation? Every single time you try to out someone you send the message that it being gay is still newsworthy. IT IS NOT. MOVE ALONG.

Did we just become best friends? Yup!

When I bartended at Outhouse I would go temporarily deaf when someone treated me that way. Complain about me, I don’t care. I’m no longer serving you.

Would you rather order a coleslaw smoothie, douche potatoes and Gestapo or call out dead?

The man seated next to me on a red-eye flight on Air France made creepy comments to me throughout the flight. About an hour before landing he kissed me while I was dozing. I got up and told the flight attendant. She said she was sorry, but it was a full flight and she couldn’t move me. I demanded that she ask another…

Actual words uttered to me when I was a server "I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat meat. But I can eat ham sandwiches because ham isn't meat."

Primates of Park Slope is the sequel right?

Cuccinelli would flourish in St. Louis.