With special guest appearance by Tiesto.

He’s opening for Post Malone at “How the fuck is Post Malone getting Grammy nominations?”palooza.

AND HE SAID!

“Do you speak-a my language?”

I will not laugh at this. I will not. 

PEDs

Six foot four and full of gristle 

That’s great and everything but I still want to eat it. 

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

Once?

I once ate an entire box of Fruit by the Foots for dinner, so I really can’t criticize anyone else’s culinary preferences.

I find this article available.

Small Mind: Hammond is his name, use Hammond.

Yeah sure I’ll cry in the office first thing Monday morning. Sounds good.

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

Perhaps he means stink hammer.

I demand that all MLB scoreboards say BANISHED! after every home run.

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

Yet again, another fucking video that doesn’t answer the fucking question in the headline.

It’s shame that no one could actually watch this play with how sexual Cam is. All eyes were on the cheerleaders the whole play.