Cam Newton is so fucking great.

Just love how casual he is about it.

And heretics often think they are geniuses, though they are sub-butt. This take is sub-butt.

Me: I must try this.

Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

Pro tip: Things that give off heat are also enjoyable to be around when it’s cool out!

You can fuck right off with this heretical shit.

Jim Tomsula, is that you?

I only learned this year, my 38th, that you should make your s’mores with a Reese’s peanut butter cup for the chocolate layer.

I hold the marshmallow in my hand over the flame of the Bic lighters the have at the 7-11 counter. You gotta walk around the aisles while you do it though, or they’ll catch you and take the lighter away and the mallow won’t get burned enough. gotta bring your own marshmallow too, they won’ tsell you just the one.…

Go back to school, herb:

*Scans list*

Lifetime varies based on frequency of play and how hard you’re playing (if you’re always moving vs. dude who stands around the 3 pt line clapping your hands). On average, if you’re serious and you play several times a week, maybe like 8 months? Personally, I wear athletic shoes until it’s (literally) painfully obvious…

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

I’M NOT SURE OF MY OPINION ON THIS BUT A BAD THING HAPPENED AND I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE WE DON’T LIKE IT WHEN BAD STUFF HAPPENS

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!