So would it be Wyane Wae?

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

can you read?

Good to see the young fella get the thwack back. Serve it up, he’ll down it. Put the cards down, he’ll filet them. Hell, mop the floor and he could walk on it. I think you follow.

You don’t say that to a guy whose dad killed a president

Yes, I love a good shit. I just think this joke is not a joke, but a statement about how Chicago style pizza somehow make a person defecate in their bed.

I know any smack talk about Chicago-style pizza is an instant star generator around these parts, but the joke here seems to be that Chicago-style pizza makes you poop. Okey dokey.

“Mike” was always my favorite Beatle.

Worth it.

As a Bears fan, I am far more concerned about the impact Mike’s wife Yoko Gono has on his life than I am about his QB skills.

I went back and watched again and his brake lights are totally on in the air hahaha

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Good Afternoon Betsy,

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

except, in this case, they are literally giving you a refund for the full card value... and letting you keep the card for play in other formats (Wild).

Yes, every Hearthstone player has dropped hundreds of dollars and doesn’t know Wild exists. Spot on.

I submit that it’s a bad idea to look down on people because you think they did something you dislike and your only evidence is their race, gender, and home state.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.