American League, not National League, you absolute shit-for-brains.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

“yeet her into the sun” is what my teenage daughter would say, and i’m inclined to agree

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

and the sound of you jerkin’ it.

shit. you’re telling me amazon has my address?

How about one right now?

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

After reading through it twice now and sitting on it a while to sum up Edmonton made all the same mistakes that both Austin made with SWTOR years ago and Montreal made more recently with Andromeda, refused to take any of the advice from those studios as they were “beneath us” (when those previous two games suffered…

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

An EXCLUSIVE assault, handcrafted in Monrovia!

It was an elegant, whimsical assault!

A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.

So... Are we ever going to find out what you did to your head? Or did I miss the big reveal?

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Oh, hey. It’s Friday and Ley posted and...

Also, Magary: Barstool, for the most part, sucks, but you don’t understand what virtue signaling means.