Talk to me when he’s had a Cement Mixer at 2:30 a.m.

YAY FOR DREW.

omg the new lil stoner album is so sick though

Also I’m going to bang my hand

Meanwhile, in Russia:

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

2017 REDEEMED.

Cleveland’s recalcitrant flat-earther

The new priest legendary is hilariously unplayable.

If no one on SC had the presence of mind to tell Grayson Allen “Have a nice trip! See you next fall!” then this win should be vacated.

You ok?

These are good changes. Blizzard stayed quiet for a while on the state of Standard but they were planning big things. Nice to see.

Yes, every Hearthstone player has dropped hundreds of dollars and doesn’t know Wild exists. Spot on.

Hi, why did you not say NFL Blitz ‘99?

Thanks for the summary, but I’m not interested if he doesn’t mention Kevin McHale.

Please take three more big bites of your dinner, Mike. Then you may eat your controller.

I understand there are 50,000 people watching this simulation live on Facebook right now.

PB and honey is great. Now add some sesame sticks to the mix. Mmmmm. Crunchy. Mmmmm. Sodium.

Piping Hot Hockey Beef would have been a much better name for the new Vegas team.

I call him Bork Blatles. He’d probably be a better QB if he just legally changed his name and embraced his inherent borkiness.