I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.

hello i’m new to sprots, pls send help

Ashley will be jettisoned into space, in accordance with bankruptcy law.

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

Typical herb post

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

It really is remarkable how quickly the Warriors’ style of play went from exciting to downright annoying. I used to think their fact-paced, shoot-from-anywhere style was kickass and refreshing, but eventually I realized that when things aren’t going their way, they play like a crappy college team that only has a…

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

glad to see there’s still plenty of good-ass kinja to be had round these parts

I think we’re acknowledging the facts:

Also good : Borns. As long as we're talking about music not in the DUAN threads

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Also, there are seven letters in “St. Louis” but *ten* if you spell out “Saint”. Need I say more? Wake up, sheeple!

Busch did 9/11.