RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Here come the Sweaty Pitt jokes

Jack Sikma could’ve done that any time he felt like it. Too much respect for the integrity of the game though.

I’m going to dismiss this comment because it makes me sad.

I root for Peyton Manning because one day I’ll be 39, and I don’t want to remember that another man that age was so broken that he was forced to quit doing what he loved.

This is like when a pre-teen Skip Bayless got to interview his idol, Satan.

If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.

(Yes, he’s listed as a Power Forward. Fuck it, the joke still works)

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Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

Go back and listen to the first one (High Top Mountain) too. It’s not as badass as Metamodern but still damn good, better than 95% of what’s out there, and well worth your time and money.

I feel like I’ll be telling my kids about seeing Sturgill bring down the motherfucking house at Fitzgerald’s (Houston) in Nov. 2014.

I agree with this actually! I love Metamodern Sounds, and he’s the best show I’ve seen this year by far. But he didn’t get a national-TV duet with Justin Timberlake. Maybe he takes too many mushrooms.

So true. Metamodern Sounds in Country Music is a life-affirming piece of music.

That fucking album is the best damn thing ever.

Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

BarfRocket out here BODYING motherfuckers.

Tibor the Armenian intern.