I wish you would step back from that hot take, my friend.

Weirdly, this account is followed almost exclusively by Camptown ladies.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

SOURCES: Cuban beside himself.

His face is bad. Bad face for boning. He looks like Susan Boyle.

Ian Desmond counterpoint

traveling

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

So is Team Manatee:

I express many thanks for awarding of American Cup of Hockey Award and am blessed for being straddled by the thighs of Chicago. Beneath the cheese I will glaze the ham, as was the old way.

I love this article...

Evan has been one of the best writers on this site for a while. Calm your KKK tits there Cleetus.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

This. This is my favorite sports gif.

The best is clearly Jags Guy.

eta: the video is even better ...

In 4th grade I was the best speller in my class, but I lost the spelling bee by misspelling Alexander Graham Bell's middle name. Which is also MY name.