Wow. I haven't seen a tip this small since Favre walked out on his bar tab. But he doubled back, paid and apologized. Stand up guy.

Let me see if I'm reading this right. There's a game mode that exists, and is somewhat different from the base game. You have no problem paying microtransactions to use it when you don't have the gold.

Hi.

A Kotaku Jezebel cross-post focused around micro-transactions, casual games, and Kim Kardashian.

Name a cool Todd. I have never met a cool Todd.

well i guess you can disregard my comment on this one. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to find a slightly less-dead horse to bludgeon to death with hot takes.

You know, they don't just make up in Australia after a scuffle. They...

"Will Bill Belichick's spying keep Tim Tebow from joining the Knicks before Derek Jeter's last game? Chris Berman talks with Lebron James after the break."

Pine tar should be legal. It helps you grip a baseball.

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Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

Worse than this?

Bing!

Shoulda been you, Ned Ryerson.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Bynum: RAINDROPS!