Haslam: "Sherry, hold all my calls. IT'S A BANNER DAY!"

To be fair, Sam isn't going to be doing this alone: he's going to have a pesky boner bothering him every time he plays.

Someone victimize me quickly. I want to hire this guy yesterday.

What's amazing is how much better this is than many of the commercials that cost millions of dollars to produce (and millions more to air).

Burn in hell.

I'm gonna use Ranch instead of Blue Cheese. That's cool right?

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

I can't believe that Deadspin prefers Milo's joke to mine./breaks pencil

laura bush killed a person

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

Erik Spoelstra looked petrified. I don't blame him.

Meh. It just looks cool because he's removed all the detail from the rest of the picture. Linklater used to do the same thing all the time.

And this is what happens when you like it on facebook. Thanks Timothy.

That game got moved to next Tuesday.

That's seriously childish.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.