"Smug hipster jaguar is particularly inspired," Tom Ley wrote before running to the urinal for his third piss of the morning. As he washed his hands, he caught his reflection in the mirror. The resemblance was uncanny and he couldn't deny it. He looked just like the cartoon bear that blew him days before.

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Mike Harrington called him a "Tard," but then said he'd never heard of calling anyone a "Tard" before. What a fag.

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

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And just like that, Lebatard is my new favorite ESPN gasbag.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

At the end of the night, these goddamn kids have gone through so many plates and cups and spoons that the dishwasher is ready to suffer an inguinal hernia. It's more crowded than a fucking nightclub in there.

Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

That isn't what it says.

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, boy this isn't healthy.

Cold-blooded? Nope. After the game it was revealed that Kaepernick, in fact, had a fever of 103. Go ahead, check it and see.

Technically her two nieces were also crying.

What a difference a day can make:

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

Hey, look at the bright side: At least your skin is thin.

I would be interested in seeing the cumulative totals in this format against the Bears. Our defense was just fucking brutal this year.

Me too! Just took a break from my Civil Procedure reading so I could agree with you. Now back to Pennoyer v. Neff. (Who the fuck is Pennoyer and who the fuck is Neff anyway???)