Come on, Tom. It's Khabib "Goldilocks" Nurmagomedov.

More like Left Guard Sports Dick.

If you're over 30 and you still go by Richie, you might be an obese racist.

The appearance of the grizzly and the dialogue at the 48 second mark takes me back to my honeymoon.

"Good call, Tim! Cains fighting juniors always ends well."

Quite a bit of physical contact. Obviously Atlanta.

Frankly, it's about time. Kudos to MLB for finding a way to lengthen games.

Apparently it's true. 3 nominees in Color Purple, 2 in Schindler's List, 1 in Amistad, Close Encounters, Saving Private Ryan, and Catch Me If You Can. No winners.

Underexplained Lists

Yes.

I assume the adult occasionally in frame is the baby's uncle while the father, Bill Cartwright, is working the camera.

I find it adorable that Jacksonville thinks making its team less black will improve it.

Lazy reporting, Tom. You should have realized no amount of arms-open incredulity will get you the ball when Nate Robinson has it.

Well, I guess I'll ask just to be safe, but we all know this is true.

Yes!

I see Dom was groomed to write for Deadspin by his parents, Dad and +I.

This amusing trend will come to a horrifying conclusion when a Niners fan is strangled to death on live TV by Jim Harbaugh, whose murderous eyes are slightly obstructed by the presence of cake.

Good words. I've slowly watched myself gain a pound or three every year since I stopped playing sports. I now work in a cube and avoid pain wherever possible. Time for a change.

Welcome back, folks. While we were on break, the WAR competition between Adam Kennedy and Delmon Young to determine the worst ALCS MVP heated up considerably.

I hate this.