In Soviet Russia, car drives [gets hit by truck full of cows]

That final sentence is compelling and I choose to agree with everything you listed before it.

Barry, +1. I am currently spamming my Earthlink contacts with this compelling URL.

hi joe my head size is the same as yours so my question is how long was your mom in labor with you mine took 25 hours to eject me sorry mom happy mothers day 2013 no wait merry christmas thats coming sooner

Loved this article. Loved the comment moderation that apparently went down, too. Note to Beckley Mason trolls: "WTF WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE MORE ABOUT DAHNTAY JONES" is not an advisable sentence.

More Albie articles, please! I loved all of this.

lmao RT @TheJessicaJa [fumbles phone]