Agreed. 'My day is fucked up because I clicked on a Facebook video. I hate clueless moms and white people.' You know what? Stop worrying about stupid fucking click-bait videos on Facebook and start worrying about, say, being better at your job? (Says the boring white guy reading a stupid fucking click-bait article in…

What's not to love about Goy Jon Stewart? Oh wait: everything.

Pretty bad when I feel compelled to support these terrible videos, but this cut-rate-Drew-Margary "I'm so angry about boring innocuous stuff that I'm SWEARING" schtick is, amazingly, worse.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

I guess you could say Albert has a Kobe beef.

Not the point, Albert. The point is that we get it. It's not funny anymore. Admittedly, I'm a Laker fan, and I think I speak for all of us when I say yes, we know how bad we are and yes, it is insane that Kobe is turning every game into a contested mid-range shooting contest, but how many times can you repackage that…

If you experience stomach pains or chest cramps while taking Rylanton, please consult your doctor immediately.

This is actually the best case scenario, because now we have the choice to be sanctimonious about driving under the influence and criticizing Taveras for his reckless and immaturity, or, we can be sanctimonious about people failing to respect the sanctity of life and not knowing when is the right time for a dick joke.

As an avid fan of stand-up comedy, Tosh isn't that bad... All I'm saying is that when you have the respect of a comedian like Louis C.K., then you're doing something right. And if you're cool with him being bashed for solely making shallow observations about other people's videos, then what the fuck is this site…

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

Serious question: is Deadspin trying to be the inverse of ESPN & Tebow with Kobe? So many negative articles, exhaustive coverage of every Lakers result, we get it, we really do. Kobe is old, Laker's suck, what happened to the humor? The anti-Lakers sthick is beyond boring at this point.

Have you even had Bud Lite Lime? How can you even rate fruit beers if you've never had the king?!?!?!?

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

Man, you've got to talk about Tango and Cash if you are going to talk about Kurt Russell action movies.

"No team in college football history has deserved its comeuppance more."

I want the Royals to win. But the Cards are out so I win either way. TAKE THAT, BOSNIA.

I kinda want to pick Gruden because he would just get drunk and start telling me who is a pussy and who isn't (SPOILER: Gruden thinks they're all pussies)

This is a great story, even if the phrase "big Gawker party at a shuffleboard place in Brooklyn" just caused me to die of caucasity. Thanks, Tom!

Funk Metal is my jam.