The Clippers literally don’t know what “literally” means.

Pictured: The St. Louis Cardinals new director of Information Technology.

Good to know! I have three kids under the age of 7, so I unfortunately don’t get out as much as I’d like.

I want to try it, but haven’t pulled the trigger on it yet, and I haven’t been up to Ft. Collins in a few years. The cost is like $11 for 4, when I can get 6 regular IPAs for $10, so I never do it, which is dumb.

I know you love stouts and porters are not stouts, but hopefully you’ve had Odell’s Fernet Aged Porter (https://odellbrewing.com/beer/fernet-ag…). That is some good, good stuff. I thought it was going to be all licorice-y, but it wasn’t at all. Also, their Lugene Chocolate Milk Stout is great (but nothing in Colorado…

A.J. Pierzynski has taught his daughter well.

Or who doesn’t include Odell IPA on a list of IPAs, but does include Lefthand’s very average IPA.

I got kicked out of this country club in Georgia because I brought a caddy who was black. And also magical.

The TPC Scottsdale and the Byron Nelson are both reasonable, and Augusta clearly is not. Anyway, enjoy your racism.

Wait, bartenders don’t know how to pour a Guinness? Where are you drinking?

/puts on flip-flops and shorts and goes out in public

Texas football cart:

Someone should warn you that your days of carefree living and funneling Mixxtails are OVER, and soon you’ll be chewed up by the powers that be, or worse, you’ll BECOME the powers that be. You’ll become the authority that you despise.

Four sources tell us there’s a rumor going around ESPN and Grantland that Simmons found out about the move via Twitter. (A fifth source denies this.)

Part II: RYAN REYNOLDS IS STILL NAWT A STAH. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

nice.

Also, don’t be this guy: http://deadspin.com/5789900/intens…

Ugh. Cedric Benson over Aaron Rodgers in 2005? Rex is our fucking quarterback, indeed.

I would also add that older dogs can be great to adopt as well. I adopted a 6 year-old border collie mutt, and he lived to be 14. He was already house-trained, and was an awesome dog. I miss him every day.

So he’s Alonzo Spellman?