/insert “well, actually” Kool-Aide guy

Odell IPA

"Good. This should keep the feds off my back for a while." - the Trix rabbit

I know the cap is at 6% ABV, but any stout list without Yeti is a sad, sad stout list.

Wait, you don't like nitro beers and you put Sierra Nevada Stout at the top of this list? My faith in you has been shaken to its very core today, Mr. Gordon. Why don't you like nitro stouts? Explain yourself, crazy person!

Holy shit. I think some of the people on this thread have actually had sex with baseballs before. Such passion.

Needs more passing.

I completely agree. I have had some BAD bottles here in Colorado. I usually only have it if it is offered to me.

Oscar Taveras was fucking DRUUUNNNNKK when he crashed. A lot of Cardinals die driving drunk. And LaRussa gets arrested. That is a bit flashy.

I'll just assume the Nuggets coach is an absentee dad.

Huh. This article is way off. Changing tables are great (if you have the room). No hunching over. You can strap the little fucker down so he won't roll off. If he pisses/shits, there is a washable cover to remove. Have you ever washed a couch cushion? Or a comforter/duvet cover? It sucks balls. Use a changing…

Let's just call it Karmic balance for the "Best Fans in Baseball."

You nailed it. I would also add that returning all of the cheap plastic presents to Target after the party so your kid can actually get what he wants is also an additional, painful step. However, it is tolerable in that your kid probably can't count, so you can buy him a present for less than the total on the gift…

They are all over the West, for what it is worth. Get yo shit together, NYC.

Music is subjective?!?!

Ha. Someone from D.C. giving advice on how to drive in the snow is like someone from D.C. giving advice on how to win in the MLB playoffs.

Rodgers is only 6 years younger than Brady, so no.

Never forget:

Whole staff?

I don't think River North distributes out of state yet, but it is in a lot of stores in the Denver area. They opened in 2012, so they are pretty tiny still. The Jaguar Shark from Pinthouse is really good, too. I think Texas is going to get crazy soon, since they just opened the gates for craft brewers a few years…