I like how for almost a quarter-century from the exact moment Vince Lombardi left the team to the exact moment they traded for Brett Favre, they were basically the equivalent of post-Modell Browns, and that entire period of the team's history is swept under the rug. I wonder how many lifelong Packers fans could name…

These pics confirm that Cutler is, in fact, one of the Baldwin brothers.

Pretty spot on. We're a bunch of drunk, hot dog eating lunkheads who love shitty football, and will never admit to ourselves that the Cubs are never going to win it all. Still I wouldn't trade it for the world.

the clear loss here was them deciding not trying hard to bring back dave toub

I dunno how the touchdown against Dallas wasn't in that video....

Jay Cutler is America's greatest hero.

True. He also had no business being a wide receiver. But, looking at what the Bears have now for a return man, I want Hester back. Atlanta, it seems, is also going to try to use him as a wide receiver and return man, good luck.

Our stadium is completely silent on game day. The renovation was built in the exact opposite model of Seattle's stadium.

The whole Jay Cutler thing has single-handedly made me a Bears fan who deeply hates other Bears fans.

I have to say that Drew is spot on. I am a Bears fan but I hate Ditka. Have you heard his take on the Redskins controversy. Just a fact check though, Cabrini Green is torn down. Gone.

Your 2013 record: 8-8.

This has got to be the only NFL team that made 20+ roster moves to end up exactly where it left off last season.

That little girl would have gotten plunked if a Cardinal was on the mound. No respect, SMH

If Todd Haley asks to use your bathroom he will absolutely wipe his dick on your hand towels.

You expect us to believe someone from Deadspin HQ passed a New York bar?

I took the Arizona Bar and we used Exam4 which had us save our essays to flash drives in order to hand them in. I can't explain how upset I would have been two nights ago, facing another day of the exam, if I had to stay up late to submit it. Just thinking about it makes me want to light something on fire.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

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Yeah, true, but why give a shit which football team somebody else roots for or what kind of car somebody else drives, you know? People have preferences, they express them, it's normal and fine.

I'm sorry, that's the worst sentence I've ever typed.