Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Throughout this 12-year period of serial abuse and wretched behavior, the sports world and the media have been remarkably silent. Boxing has always been a sport that involved dangerous men, many of whom did bad things outside the ring. What is unique about Mayweather is the degree to which the sport and media…

Perhaps this lovely gift basket will change your opinion?

Harvard is the Oxford of Boston

Hey, look! Ayn Rand has a Burner account!

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

She's here representing the late Mr. Redlegs. She doesn't appear in public very often, not since his horrific death.

Who has two thumbs and is all the way turnt up? THIS GUY!

The Packers are also publicly owned every time they play the 49ers.

Packer fans are also publicly owned every time they venture outside of Wisconsin in a foam cheese hat while presumably driving a Rascal Mobility Scooter.

As a Kings fan I was stoked to read this. Im hoping we have at least 5 more years of "me not being able to watch the TV because its too intense" playoffs ahead of us.

#NotAllSportswriters

Is Pearl Jam just slightly too old? The PJ reverence is through the roof

I always thought the Boss kinda sucked.

I've never understood the appeal of his music. Please tell me I'm not alone.

Thanks, I guess I should have written, "Never let a Coloradoanreadbeer rankings, because they don't read"....sigh.

Did you try Avery's IPA? I think it has pretty wide distribution.