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Diarrhea Planet fans are obviously called "shitheads."

I guess you're the pot in this case?

Yeah, mine too. It is really refreshing and a good summer beer. Totally not what I would usually have.

Hall Brewing in Parker, CO has a good peach blonde. It is weird because I don't like fruit beers or blonde ales, but it is good. I don't think it is available outside of Denver yet, though.

BUT IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

"I scoff at your claim of high alcohol." -Avery Tweak (15.5% abv)

Pro tip. If you are ever in a rush and need a costume, Ralph Wiggum as "Idaho" works well:

Man, you've got to talk about Tango and Cash if you are going to talk about Kurt Russell action movies.

Nick Fury is just a dude.

So who is the Jerry Gergich of the Deadspin staff?

Is the guy behind you watching fireworks on YouTube? As a follow up, are all Fridays at Gawker HQ this productive?

DID YOU SEE THE ND GUY WITH THE PORN STAR. OMGLOLOLOLGO.

Why would they say that? Let's check in with his crew for answers:

Drunk Van Morrison wandering off the stage mid-song will always occupy a warm spot in my heart.

Basically, this.

All the Brandon Marshalls are SMH right now.

I grew up in Chicago, and when I was a teenager my parents liked to take me out to Manny's Deli on Saturdays for a late lunch to see what was going on in my life. When I was around 16, I woke up on a Saturday morning feeling a bit off, and by the time lunch rolled around, I was pretty much green. I told my Dad as

Considering your opinions about Jam bands, I will assume you left off the end of your list:

It is strange, but it is the only beer I've had where there is a noticeable difference between the two every time (apart from dirty tap lines in shitty bars). I've tried it in the bottle 4 or 5 times, both in 22 oz and 12 oz sizes. Maybe it is the altitude or lack of humidity here, but I love the stuff on tap and