The problem with their West Coast IPA is it is possible to love AND hate. On tap, it is divine, and out of a bottle, it is shit. I have no idea what happens during the bottling/shipping process that makes it so. I live in CO, so it isn't that far to send in a bottle and have it remain fresh. But it never is. …

That is good. But I think this is better:

My wife bought one for like $5 for my 5 year old. Perfect for the car. Throw some water and some goldfish in there, minimizes spills, is easy to clean/carry. Definitely not necessary for an adult, but it's really not worth the vitriol there, Beardy McFoodsnob.

Coors Banquet!

I guess he has to cover up that Sublime neck tattoo somehow.

Heh, heh:

*McCown. Cade McNown left over 10 years ago.

Sanzenbacher signed as an undrafted free agent with the Bears in 2011, so he (1) wasn't drafted (2) by the Bengals.

According to this: http://sportslistoftheday.com/2012/11/16/foo… , the Packers, Bears, Browns, and Giants all have more. If you are going to count shit from before you were born, so am I.

Seadderal Pharmacyhawks, I thought.

Congrats on getting that new .gif making software, Sean.

Singular focus on football is what it takes to be a winner and an MVP in this game! Right, Peyton Manning?

I hand wrote the CA bar exam (late '01), took the CO bar on a laptop ('05) and hand wrote the WY bar exam ('11) (only option in Wyoming, I know, right?). Anyway, I only preferred typing because of the hand cramps. The California test was long and essay filled. So many hand cramps.

Atticus, is that you?

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Already been done: http://deadspin.com/5964645/dead-l…

This is great. Apropos of nothing, my son just finished kindergarten at our well regarded public school. My wife was recently chastised by the neighbors for him going there. The first neighbor used to work at the school, but was fired. She is an alcoholic who feel down her concrete stairs and spent time in the…

It makes it easier for him to get fucked by the Cardinals every year.

The Red Sox should have kept these guys. NO ONE DENIES THIS. Unfortunately, they had to fire them for getting high with Towelie before games.