. . . . Brazil, or the Netherlands, or Spain, or Germany, or Argentina.

What is the capital of Brazil? Is it Brasilia? I think it is, but you seem more knowledgeable than Wikipedia. Why do they use an "s" instead of a "z" to spell Brasilia? Do you think the next Godzilla movie should have Godzilla attack Brasilia? I do. I'll hang up and listen.

Dumb question. Small market = small budget now? I ask because Houston is the fourth biggest city in the country, so the market isn't small.

After they won the first Cup in 2010, over 2 million people attended the parade. I figured that number would decrease in 2013, but even more people showed up. Hockey is great with more fans. The hipster ethos people apply to its fandom is just dumb.

A lot of it has to do with the acoustics in the United Center, but they are loud. Old Chicago Stadium, though, was LOUD.

I agree about the coffee. Dunkin' Donuts is just bad fast food donuts. And Yuengling is just bad cheap beer. I will never understand why East Coasters take pride in shitty food and drink because it is from there. It makes it hard for us West Coasters to know when something is actually good (like Shake Shack).

Where is the "Look at these fucking hoopsters" tag? You have failed me again, Deadspin.

*Hoosier Dome. It was the Hoosier dome until 1994 and everyone started selling off naming rights. Hoosier state and all that:

God damn it. How do I hide this thread to read other comments? This thread is worse than your attempted "gotcha joke" about bad Rangers prospects.

This pretty much explains how I've gotten ahead in my career.

A Stanley Cup winning goon, but still a goon. He could never play for the Cardinals. Something something doing it the right way something.

God damn it, I love hockey. I hope that Backes is okay, and that this series goes seven. These teams hate each other. Fantastic.

I am sure this is done and I feel like my posts disappear on Kinja, but what are your favorite sports sites besides Deadspin/Concourse/Clownfister/etc.?

Be nice to Tom Ley. It's not his fault he can't read.

More like "San" Quinton Patton and Ricard Lock "up". AMIRITE?

Monkey riding a dog is ALWAYS number 1:

One more:

Avery Dictator Series (Boulder, CO)

Upslope (Boulder, CO)