muh-GARY. Like Mitch McGary of Michigan.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I would.

Two people (or entities) own the majority of participating shares in the Packers organization, according to their last annual report. The fan stock is non-voting and was basically a $250 donation to a multi-million dollar corporation. But, yeah, fan ownership. Right.

There is no room for such sound reasoning here.

But Zygi Wilf's alter-ego, Wario, promotes disruption and chaos by any means, so it makes sense on that level.

I thought that's what Grierson's list was?

"Stay classy!" - Pieter Willem Botha

No, no, no. They are fun for you, sure. But have you ever stepped on Legos?

$50? For a toy vacuum? Thanks, Donald Trump.

He's a juicer? Like SI cares about that:

Or a tetherball playing bear!

The author is definitely Deadspin's Florio. Multiple outlets, national and local, are reporting that Cutler is probably playing this week against Cleveland. Apparently the author writes about football but doesn't follow it too closely. Perfect.

Edited: I guess the comments don't even show up as grays. I am a sad.

And I just voted for everyone without a second thought because the Hall of Fame is stupid. Democracy!

Drew is a professional internet writer. He has time.

Yup.

TL;DR.

Wait, "dick heads" is two words?

Unsurprising that a Seminole would be done in by a hatchet wound.

"Grown-ass" men? I guess Urban Meyer was right.