Any reference to a Slate article is debateable.

Did you just have a stroke? Do we need to call someone?

Or this:

Cunt punt? Was that this year?

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Sounds about like what Boston got for Babe Ruth. In all honesty, both cities are great and their sports teams are always entertaining, if not good (looking at you, Knicks and Cubs). And the pizza in both places is excellent . . . .

Baseball is dumb. :) And why would you count teams in New Jersey and Long Island?

You're right. Chicago sports are terrible, and in no way come close to those in NYC. Nope, never:

Purdue Pete always has the same emotion. An insatiable desire to KILL:

Uh, WWI?

Out of curiousity, why do you prefer foreign films so much?

Bill Barnwell, why do you have to use a pen name on Deadspin?

Peter King is a Deadspin commenter? Weird.

Curtis Enis will always lead the league in having the name that sounds most like "penis", and there is no advanced statistic to quantify that.

I never said I didn't like New York pizza. Grimaldi's in Brooklyn is one of my favorite all time spots. I made my sister take me there twice in less than 24 hours last time I was there. But I also love Giordano's and Lou Malnati's in Chicago. It is like choosing your favorite child. They are both awesome for…

I wonder how many metalheads were sorely disappointed by the iconography and track lengths of the Grateful Dead?

Holy shit. You have not had a Chicago style stuffed pizza, you have had "thick crust" pizza at Pizzeria Uno. A true Chicago-style stuffed pizza has a thin, flaky crust that is put in a pie pan, and then filled with toppings. It is then covered with sauce. There is probably less dough than in a New York pizza. It…

I've had them. They aren't bad, but I don't hate all foods, as does the author. I am surprised he didn't just give up and go Denver omelette.