Why do you hate her so much, Jezebel?

You're really still doing this? When the photos were barely retouched?

Jeez. Did you guys get passed up for an internship at Vogue or something? What's with all the hate?

She's polite, at least, for not calling out Jezebel for calling her fat and unattractive. Which is what all this underhanded concern trolling was really saying. "LOL Lena, you're definitely fatter than that. You must be photoshopped!"

Tall, slender, booby, 9 year olds.

Buddy I could get naked and sit on your lap and take tequila shots out of your mouth if I wanted to but if I say "no I don't want to have sex with you" and you still try to put your d*ck in me that is rape.

"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard...Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it..."

Wow, do they even know that in some part of Canada, it's not even legal to take the spouse's name ?

That gets more painful to watch every time I see it.

I don't care who you are; I don't care how wrinkly-old he is. If anyone says they wouldn't hump the holy hell out of Michael Caine, they are damned, dirty liars.

Hottest character (imo)... Colonel Brandon:

C'mon no Viggo??..

Inexcusable omission:

This is just constant. Not just celebrities, but normal people as well - female gamers are apparently 'fakes' ... I remember when I was in high school and there were 'punks' and 'emo kids' and whatever, the girls were always seen as doing it for male attention, not because they actually liked the music. But the guys,…

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I can't be the only size queen on Jezebel! Somebody tell me I'm not that weird...about this one thing...

Sometimes I wonder if there are carnivore pandas who lecture all the other pandas about how they should be eating meat.

The "cocksucker" slur made me cringe, because it is a homophobic and sexist slur. It functions as an insult by naming someone as a person who sucks cocks (women and gay men), which is supposed to be demeaning and shameful.

Arguably, it ended pretty explosively (e.g. the bombs that Gale and Beetee designed killing her little sister), but I did like that it was just vague enough that it wasn't like YOU BETRAYED ME YOU HORRIBLE MURDERER but like I'll always wonder about it and I will grow to suspect your hand in it.