I read "porcine" as "porcupine," which made this story even weirder.

I think Ladyology has a pretty good description of it, except that for me, penetration was never uncomfortable. The best analogy I can think of is swallowing. It feels like swallowing something that fills up your esophagus, but not to the point of being uncomfortable. Also if swallowing felt really really really good…

I love how this is reported by WT(r)F news station. WTF indeed.

I do not like this Driscoll man.

Meh, I don't know if you can really say that for sure — I was on hands & knees and doing self-directed pushing, and I still tore. It happens.

Dude, tearing has *nothing* to do with VBAC. Absolutely nothing. 100% positively nothing. I tore badly, and even though healing was really rough, I'd still prefer it to having a C-section. My body, my choice.

oh that kitty looks like my kitty who died this month. :(

oh, hell.

You're saying that Kanye just wants Kim for her image, right? I think?

I had a strong knee-jerk response to this: "First thing that pops into his mind when someone asks him about his wife and the mother of his daughter is the fact she's hot and turns him on." because I think it's really telling that he didn't just say…

just don't see how saying "My wife is hot!" is the same as saying "I only care about having a hot chick on my arm!"

Uh, beh? I dunno, if someone asked my husband why he likes me, I would much rather him say "She turns me on! We have a lot of fun together!" than "BECAUSE SHE IS THE MOTHER OF MY CHIIIILD".

I watch the Holiday FOR Kate Winslet & Jack Black. Oh man. And for Arthur, of course.

"Black Muslim President Seen Homosexually Touching Homosexual At Restaurant In Gayest City In Texas"

Harper eats boiled potatoes and carrots, maybe with a steamed chicken breast.

This wasn't really my roommate's fault, but I came back from a trip to visit my sister and discovered that my roommate's mom had thrown out my couch because it was second-hand. Except she couldn't fit the frame out, so she'd just thrown out all the cushions. I ended up having to saw the frame in half with a hacksaw to…

Mousaline is Disney's next heroine. She will live in fascist Italy and be full of pluck and dancing.

MOUSALINE

trtt be trollin' all the time, bro.

Ugh, I know. A guy I know whose daughter is three frequently wears a "Dads Against Daughters Dating" t-shirt and it makes me livid. That is not cute, dude, especially as you basically want her to get married becauuuuse that's the only thing women should do? Right? ugh.

Because you should be invested in establishing a society where we treat people as though they are people? Because elevated temperatures can cause all kinds of health issues that your tax dollars will go towards paying anyway? Because people are more important than money? For the same reason my tax dollars go towards…