Brown cannot wait to catch passes from Landry Jones again.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Fuck NASCAR and fuck Slayer.

I know, right? And yet we all know which one we’re talking about.

Fuck, man. I’ve never wanted to hug someone who wrote into a WYTS before, but shit.

Four Sams submitted pieces...

Sam wrecked me.

Yeah.  That was one hell of a downer to end on.  Hope you’re feeling ok today Sam.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

If everything is so hunky-dory then he should welcome the union talk and be confident that a no vote would prevail. What you cannot do is threaten folks who see to even pursue this option, whether or not it is eventually voted for not.

Agree 100% about his performance being worthy. While I generally lean toward not taking off-field stuff into account for HOF voting, I can’t deny I take particular pleasure over Schill’s inability to get in.

Yep. File this one under “how to prove that the person who thinks you’re a cunt is right”

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

Maybe NFL owners are collecting his pee for their president...

No well-adjusted person becomes a billionaire. The whole point for them is the accumulation of wealth and power because they’re sociopaths. 

He looks like a child who was abandoned at Chuck E Cheese but finally found his way out and came home after 55 years.

Mark Davis always looks like a former child star who’s fallen on hard times.

I loved Walton and Jones almost as much as I do Walton and Pasch now but it was kind of a different vibe- I don’t know if it was a production thing or maybe some self-censorship due to knowing his audience but Walton is much more fun and out there now that he is relegated to Pac-12 games which no one is really watching…

Back when Bill Walton was calling NBA games I really did not enjoy watching those games. Turns out I really didn’t know him all that well or what he was all about.