I will probably wait until I can see this movie in the comfort of my own home, simply because I hate crying in public, and I will full-on boo-hoo during this.

Bill, it’s time for you to shut the entire fuck up forever, serve your time and go away. You’ve had 50 years of drugging and raping and whatnot and by all accounts, we may never -ever- know how many women you violated, given that surely some of them passed on before you were called into account.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Ross: Stress for Less

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

As a fan of another team who fucked over a city on the way out of town all I can say is good for San Diego fans. You told them to get fucked and they did, by themselves.

(fixed it for you)

Well Spanos is happy because his "stadium" sold out for the first time ever. He doesn't give two shits that the venue was Pittsburgh west

Send them back to Oakland- Go Bolts!

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

As someone who lives in Los Angeles: What the fuck did anyone expect?

In San Diego, the Chargers enjoyed a relatively long string as the show for pro football as far as I know. In Los Angeles, not only did they have to fight with the Rams but the legacy of pro football in the city. By that I mean, the history the city…

As someone who lives in the West, this is an all-too-common “problem” with pretty much any team out here. A lot of people move out here because life is just better, and they bring their old family allegiances with them (or just bandwagon to a good team from somewhere else because the local team sucks).

I never understood the logic:  Take a city that hasn’t cared about NFL football for about 20 years.  Put a team there, wait a year, then put another team there.  Why?  Maybe if the Chargers were there alone their fans would follow and make some new ones, but once the Rams were there, the Chargers were not getting any…

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

Karma will be reached when Dabo's boss next year will be Dan Snyder.

It speaks volumes about these people that:

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

I’m a (non-chopping) Braves fan, and I’m not even mad.

Ellen, GWB tried to put an anti-LGBT amendment in the Constitution because he was antsy about not getting a second term and needed to fire up the base. As in, he literally believed you and your wife weren’t entitled to the rights he has, which laid the foundation for Trump to win now.