Small (but important) correction, Drew. The inability to solve Vi Ripken’s kidnapping lies with the Harford County Sheriff’s Department, but the sheriff is too busy posting racist shit and sucking Donald Trump’s dick on his Facebook page. https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/harford/aegis/ph-ag-harford-sheriff-suppor…
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What is bizarre about Rain Pryor is that she is being supported by the son of Martin O’Malley- who brought Rudy Giuliani style police tactics (“Stop And Frisk”) to Baltimore while he was mayor- as well as many racists and Larry Hogan supporters who despise Ryan Dorsey because of his left-wing political beliefs. Dorsey…
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Given the 25th anniversary of John Candy’s passing was earlier this week, I thought I’d post this as a tribute to both him and Alex Trebek- who once said that he thought Eugene Levy’s imitation of him on SCTV was much better than Will Ferrell’s (which was partially ripped off from this skit).
As a Skins fan, I used to shit on Baltimore football fans whenever they complained about the Colts moving to Indianapolis- considering the Colts were drawing only about 25,000 fans per game, at best, during their final seasons in Baltimore- but rooting for a team that has been owned by a horrible and incompetent…
Jealous would be winning this race if the DGA, DNC, and Maryland Democratic Party officials had bothered to spend any money on it. Two factors are at play here- cowardice (people are afraid to attack a cancer survivor who plays the role of a good-natured everyman- despite being a millionaire sprawl developer) and the…
My cousin and I sat in those shitty ground-level seats at the Steelers-Redskins game at Three Rivers Stadium in 2000 (the final Steelers game there)- where you can’t see anything but the team bench. My cousin and I, who were decked out in Skins gear and had been drinking on a party bus since 6AM that morning, heckled…
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Surely, as a Maryland resident, you’ve heard of Barry Glazer, right?
Why do I get the impression that “Maryland State Employee Appreciation Day” is nothing more than a Dan Snyder funded pep rally for our racist fat-fuck of a governor who’s up for reelection in November?
When I attended the last game of the 2001 season (the short-lived Martyball era), I filled out a card to get put on the season ticket waiting list. Two years later, just a few days before Joe Gibbs was rehired, I got a call from the Redskins’ ticket office offering me season tickets in the upper level (about three…
Fun fact: Former Sinclair Broadcasting CEO David Smith used to run an adult video store on “The Block” (Baltimore City’s red light district) in the 1970s and was arrested in 1996 while receiving a blowjob from a prostitute in his company-owned Mercedes.
Then that fat fuck vetoed a solar energy bill- declaring it a “sunshine tax.” He is the worst.
Because Anthony Brown was a worse candidate than the last Democratic candidate for MD governor who lost- Kathleen Kennedy Townsend. He acted so entitled during the Democratic primary that he refused to participate in a debate in Baltimore.
He killed the Red Line- which would have connected the Social Security complex in Woodlawn with Johns Hopkins Bayview via Downtown Baltimore. He killed this project to win some votes among the racists in Southeast Baltimore who miss the good ol’ (white) days and who call any kind of rail transit project “loot rail.”…
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I wish FOX would bring back Banzai.
I know what it’s like. I was bullied, starting in the 2nd grade, because I had a speech impediment, crooked teeth and mouth, and coordination issues. The bullying got exponentially worse when my parents selfishly decided to move to another county while I was in the middle of 6th grade- which resulted in me starting…
He forgot Jason Campbell.
I came to comments section to find this, and I wasn’t disappointed. I salute you. +1 #RIPPhilHartman
Did he go around in circles before crashing?
Jeff “Shrimp Cocktail” Stone is still The Dumbest Oriole.