Hoping that he’s sitting on the toilet, Elvis Presley Style, when he dies is certainly not illegal.

Ever heard of Harford County? It’s the Alabama part of Maryland. They send a guy to Annapolis every 4 years who puts “SPEAK ENGLISH” on his campaign signs. I would guesstimate that about 30% of season ticket holders hail from that white trash shithole, so shove your “liberals are the real racists” bullshit up your ass.

Frank Johnson- former Washington Bullets point guard. His winning 3-point shot against the hated Boston Celtics in Game 2 of the 1982 Eastern Conference semifinals was one of my first memorable sports moments (I was 6 years old at the time).

He was about the only player on those Bullets teams of the 80s who had any…

Nope, they’re still married. Don’t you remember this?

The meme was obviously a joke, but there was a rumor (I think from Larry Flynt) that Vitter, whose name was found in the DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s black book, has a diaper fetish and was hiring hookers to change him. There wasn’t anything gay about it- people were just calling Vitter out on his kinky lifestyle…

I’d watch a movie about the mensch of all mensches, Abraham Zelmanowitz.

Remember, folks, this is Bruce Allen’s brother, aka “Macaca.” They’re not the sharpest tools in the shed.

I miss Rick Moranis.

Marilyn Mosby is not a hero. She is a grandstanding narcissist who got into office because of low voter turnout, her former city councilman husband’s name, and voter disappointment with her predecessor, Gregg Bernstein. Those of you who are on the outside looking in are probably not aware of her absolutely vile…

There was a similar scene in All In The Family. Archie’s black nurse donated blood to him while he was in surgery- which of course caused Archie to be mortified after he was informed about it.

Congressman Jeff Flake (R-AZ) said that the shooter was wearing jeans. DeSantis said the person who asked the question was wearing running clothes.

RIP Glenn Brenner

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Jason La Canfora is a Baltimore native (he used to live a few blocks from my house in Patterson Park/Highlandtown), so he’s always been a fan of the Baltimore sports teams.

As a Skins fan, I actually liked his reporting at the Post. He constantly called out Dan Snyder and Vinny Cerrato for their stupid moves (Adam…