So, this is the political version of the Washington Redskins organization?

Meh, I’d prefer a Ceausescu-like show trial and execution. Quick and easy.

Agreed. Besides, Redskins nihilism is his specialty.

I had a neighbor named Fred Flint.

I had a classmate in college named Isis. Poor woman.

Our passenger compensation system sucks compared to other countries. When my wife and I took the Eurostar from London to Paris, last November, we were stuck in the French countryside for 90 minutes due to a severe windstorm that knocked out power to the overhead line. Upon arriving in Paris, the conductor announced…

Not sure about that. Maryland had plenty of DeMatha grads over the years (Adrian Branch, Jerrod Mustaf, Duane Simpkins), but many Dunbar HS (Baltimore) grads boycotted UMD after Bob Wade was fired (Keith Booth was a notable exception).

Replace George Michael with Glenn Brenner. Dave McKenna would agree. Michael was a pay to play hack. Glenn Brenner was so much of a legend in DC that two US Presidents (Bush 41, Reagan) offered tributes to him after he passed away.

Big John refused to play UMD since Georgetown beat Maryland in the 1980 NCAA Tournament- despite Lefty Driessel’s overtures to Thompson.

I don’t know- I’m partial to the food segment with the GG Allin reference.

“OH NO! I’VE KILLED WILSON! Looks like it’s back to jail for me!”

As a Maryland resident, I don’t want Tom Perez to be elected DNC Chair because he is absolutely our best hope to take out our idiotic, substance-free governor, Larry Hogan, who has been skating with a 70% approval rating for the last two years because he survived cancer and lowered the tolls on the Bay Bridge…

“Earl Campbell? Football coach?”

This hayseed works for the Tyler police department and doesn’t know who the fuck Earl Campbell, who was born and raised in Tyler and has everything in the city named after him, is?

As someone who went to Lollapalooza in West Virginia 20 years ago and witnessed dipshits throwing full water bottles with caps at bands not named Metallica and random concert goers, I support the removal of caps.

A friend from college runs a sports card and autograph show in the Philadelphia area. About 15 years ago, he asked me to drive Washington Redskins HOF WR Charley Taylor from his home in Northern Virginia to PA in exchange for $200 plus expenses and some autographs. While Taylor played before I was old enough to care…

May I also suggest giving to the International Rescue Committee? The IRC does wonderful work in helping and relocating refugees who escape their war-torn countries. I gave money last year as a giant “FUCK YOU” to our fat fuck Governor Larry Hogan (aka Chris Christie’s BFF) after he grandstanded on the Syrian refugee…

Before the dawn of Paypal, some dipshit sent me a Chick Tract along with his money order for an item that I sold him on eBay. I seriously contemplated sending something offensive back to him along with his merchandise (a Richard Dawkins book, Catholic Church brochures, or Planned Parenthood pamphlets), but I decided…

Until that day comes, you can help poor families by donating to this wonderful nonprofit.

I hope he's talking about wild pigs. Those nasty sons of bitches roam all over East Texas.