She's the only person from the Dead Kennedys' "Moral Majority" song who's still alive, so there's hope!

I guarantee you that one of those "anonymous" NFL executives was Redskins VP Bruce Allen- brother of former Virginia Governor, Senator, and neo-Confederate George "Macaca" Allen.

Next, can you post the lyrics for the dirty version of Popeye The Sailor Man?

Jhoon Rhee was a Moonie. Sorry.

George Michael was a hack compared to his competitor at the DC CBS affiliate, Glenn Brenner. Brenner was known for his legendary wit, but he was also a serious sports journalist who wasn’t afraid to ask tough questions and incur the wrath of people like Joe Gibbs (who moved his weekly TV show from the CBS affiliate to…

Each Giants team that won Super Bowls in 2007 and 2011 against the superior Patriots also lost to Tarvaris Jackson led teams (Vikings and Seahawks) in each respective year.

...or 30 Rock

Watch the John Waters classic "Pink Flamingos." They basically talk like the Egg Lady and Crackers.

Yes, you are referring to Angie Harmon, aka The Marlboro Lady- also the ex-wife of overrated NFL defensive back and closet case Republican Jason Sehorn.

Time to pull this video out of Uncle Ted's library.

Fun fact: Jon Miller was the play-by-play man.

At least the guy in the white car had the courtesy to signal while turning right to chase the truck.

Drive Friendly- The Texas Way!

THROW THE BALL GEORGE! THROW THE BALL!

Good thing for him he’s not Hispanic, or America’s toughest blowhard would have personally put him on death row.

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1) Wes Unseld
2) Elvin Hayes
3) Earl Monroe
4) A sack of wet cement
5) Charles Jones, aka “The Secret Weapon”

Chris Christie roots for the dealer in blackjack.