These kids would destroy Zack Hample.

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

“Mother of God”

Good. He shouldn’t get let off the hook just for being the son of Bill Murray and Gregg Popovich

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

Just another thug.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Given his prior assault with a weapon arrest, I wonder what his bail would have been if he was black

I eagerly await this true patriot being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in the very near future. 

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

This guy clearly violated the terms of parole and they let him out without bail?  At the very least this should trigger a new sentence hearing for his prior offense.

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Seriously...were there not enough other adults around to beat the shit out of this guy? Or is it that they were OK with him assaulting a minor because they were also “respect teh flag!!” flag fuckers...?

“The story comes to us from the Mineral County Fairgrounds in Superior, Montana.”

Has he announced his Senate candidacy yet?

Ivanka, this is why Samantha called you a feckless cunt. When you have the power to do something, and instead choose to remain complicit, and then pretend to care, you just might be a feckless cunt.

I personally hope she lives the rest of her life in prison, but that’s just me. 

The wrong people die.

Reggie Herring looks like he should be selling autographs and VHS tapes at a “Legends of the Midcard” wrestling nostalgia convention in Delaware.