Swimmer 1: “Hey have you heard about the protests in Hong Kong?”

Don’t worry, that water was 40% urine before the accident.

Sino wave generator.

maybe it’s because I’m a fellow Lions fan, but this is the best Kinja post I’ve ever read. 

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

Ms. Pryor appears to be running mostly because she hates bike lanes in her neighborhood and because her kid was bullied at school, and because her Councilman didn’t listen to her. In Baltimore, these are the issues she announced her candidacy on. It’s astonishingly self-centered.

People think she can’t be racist because she’s Chinese? Tell that to the Chinese government locking up Uyghurs. 

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

I hope he ends up on the injured reserve lost for a week this fall because he's sick with the flu.

The only reason I’d be in the same room as him was to take the opportunity to tell him what a noxious piece of garbage he is to his face. 

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Imagine if people took Harry Potter or something as seriously as people take a 2,000-year-old work of fiction. She shouldn’t be celebrated. She should be mocked.

She remembers to make burnt offerings of two pigeons or doves 14 days after every menstrual period, right? Cuz you can’t pick and choose.

You ever notice how “God’s plan” always requires contracting the dumbest fuckers to carry it out? Shouldn’t he be better at planning? God wouldn’t last a day as a events coordinator on a cruise ship.

Going on the 700 Club doesn’t fall under “relatively quietly”.

I don’t really disagree with this, but I also can’t fault “how” the fans chose to express their disdain of someone who thinks gay people deserve fewer right than she does.

Good, go away. Fuck her. Fuck anyone who clings to regressive discriminatory beliefs in the name of faith or their God. As if those opinions have any equal value to that of treating everyone the same.