She is legally in charge of the cabin - it is a BFD. Passengers are beaten and arrested for far less.

How in earth is this getting up votes? It’s a god damn flight attended drunk on flight. That’s a big deal.

When the passengers are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow her commands, yes, being drunk is a big fucking deal.

The flight attendants are in charge of safety in the cabin. What if they had a serious issue in flight, and she was too drunk/high to do anything? I’d say that qualifies as endagering lives.

A taco bar. Steam trays full of gray, unseasoned ground meat with nothing but boxed Santa Fe shells, Pace Picante sauce and orange cheese.

Aside from the Mexican flag, I’d be shocked if anything else in that room has any relation at all to Mexico or Cinco de Mayo. Any guesses on the food served?

She just knows it celebrates her favorite food, which obviously is mayonnaise.

I defy Huckleberry Barbie to explain what Cinco de Mayo celebrates.

I’m thinking someone needed to turn a fire hose on that “prayer walk.”

When in Philly, Shaq always fills up at this establishment:

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

Pro: Not ALL of them were burned alive.

Look, I’ve had plenty of dumb fuck ideas. But they’ve never gotten to the handing them out to 8th graders stage.

Bonds was hall-worthy before the steroids

Hey, great to see you refined your excuse for racism today. Good job.

Armstrong remains an unrepentant, life-ruining asshole. He deserved much worse.

Say what you will about the guy, but in a pinch, those little yellow bracelets make a decent cock ring.

When Europe sent its people, they weren’t sending their best people. They didn’t send you. They didn’t send you. They sent people that had lots of problems, and they brought those problems with them. They brought alcohol. They brought crime. They were rapists. And some, I assume, were good people...

Sounds like the solution here is to get rid of the frats.

Why the fuck are frats (and sororities) still a thing in 2018?