As a Knicks fan, I fully expected the entirety of this post to read, “Of course it was the fucking Knicks.”

On the other hand, that situation has Knicks written all over it, and would definitely play into how quickly Hornacek was canned.

I’m sure 75% of her conversations about Ginobili revolve around the fact that he’s stolen his roster spot from a nice real American like Danny Ferry back in 2003.

I say you should only get to criticize the President if you graduated from a military academy and served 5 years overseas during the height of the Cold War but maybe my ideas are outdated.

America’s sure in a weird time.

As a kid, I wanted so badly to play baseball rather than softball, but my city league didn’t allow it. I’m fairly certain my sister and I would have been above average players in the league. We both were tall and strong and could hit in the fast-pitch batting cages. Our dad, uncles, and grandfathers were all baseball…

Girls have cooties. Duh.

When I played little league, we had a girl on our team who was absolutely better than all of the boys in the entire league. I remember the only thing I was pissed about was that she didn’t have to wear a cup.

It is extremely difficult to do but I think these two have just summited the all time coward ladder. I look forward to watching them as they fall down.

Chaffetz disappearance gas never been explained to my satisfaction. Something got covered up.

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

I met him in Edmonton about a year after his young son died: he’d brought his family and a daughter’s friend to Calgary to visit his grandmother and then came up to the water park at West Edmonton Mall. It had been a goddamn tough year for him, his wife fighting her own cancer while his 3yo son was dying of brain…

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

Innocent? Were the kids in Hitler Youth innocent?

PSA: If your friends or family are raising their children as Duke fans, the state absolutely has grounds to take them away. Need to be above the age of consent to engage in such disgusting shenanigans.

Well, that’ll teach him to never trust someone named Grayson.

FSU fans know you can’t spell nuptials without...hold on, give them a second.

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.”