Surely the NRA will step up and defend this young man’s constitutional right to bear arms! Right?

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

We accrued some seriously bad karma somewhere....

When the fuck will we stop catering to these nutjobs? If you think any figment of your imagination (God, Allah, Jesus, Santa, etc) is talking to you, that is a mental health issue. You should be committed. Being in a “religion” (cult) should not excuse that behavior. 

I’d be looking at porn on my phone if I had to sit through that.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

i met andy reid at the airport today. somehow we had a long talk about thanksgiving foods

Advice you would take from Andy Reid ranked:

“Five cheeses?! Look at Mr. Queen of England ova here! You get one pack of Kraft singles and an old sock that you let sit in a box of Bisquick to thicken it up. Anything more and you just wastin’ cheese and time.”
- Jim Tomsula

And Curt has indeed logged in.

WEEI is going to need a whole WEEK of sensitivity training over this.

Oh God, Curt Schilling is logging into the Internet right now.

I’m sure Bostonians will receive this news with calm and understanding.

Why is the FBI involved in illegal multi-state operations? I have no idea...

Coming soon to a deposition/witness stand near you:

I’d be cool with him hurting Incognito if i’m honest.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

This is a stupid take and you should feel stupid for saying it.

Barstool is not deadspin.

You seem like you’re going through some economic anxiety.