BaltimoreFuckingMaryland
BaltimoreFuckingMaryland
BaltimoreFuckingMaryland

YES!

I wish if they were trying to improve transportation they would shut up the rich white folks in the area I live in and create a connection to 95 north of 695. “Oh but our horse farms” is code for “we don’t want poor Hartford and Cecil County folks to commute in and out that easily and cheap up the place”. Will cosign

I remember going to vote in 2014 in my Baltimore suburb. Camo-wearing rednecks were out and about to make sure there wasn’t a black governor, even got some bullshit shade from a Girl Scout outside the polling place. As it was a man who was wearing a skirt and fishnets (i say man and use male pronouns as he was

Klinsmann was a terrible tactician, but his heart and head were in the right place regarding the future for USMNT. He should have been kicked upstairs to supervise the big picture, but left the coaching to anybody else. Except Arena. Fuck that guy.

Klinsmann > Any previous USMNT coach.

Maybe you’re right. Hopefully anyway. I totally admit that me saying that he’ll probably win is shielding myself from disappointment and the anger I will feel if he wins.

This basically confirms what I thought about Arena all along. Oh well, good think Trump will make non-American football illegal pretty quick here. Nobody tell him that Barron plays.

I’m not confident he’ll win re-election, tbh. Get out the vote though, and we should probably get on that ASAP, because if the Republicans have their way, they’ll have fully purged the rolls of all “undesirables” prior to the 2018 Pie Fight. They’ve only been working on that forever.

If most of the state had its way, we’d be West Virginia.

Oh shit. Why have I not realized that all that pavement causes flooding in Frederick?

15 on the north side of Frederick has been under construction for at least two years, and who the fuck knows why they can’t finish it. Probably because either the speed trap is too lucrative, or they’re using the money to pay as they go $50 at a time and it makes the rednecks feel like they’re getting something out of

I can’t go into it because it will make me rant and raise my blood pressure.

Because people were like, “This guy is right! Why are we being taxed when it rains.” And then voted for the dude making that lie on TV. And of course, he’s claiming he got rid of it when it’s not a tax on rain and that tax is still in place!

I said the same thing. How the fuck did we get a goddamn Republican governor, anyway?

Oh! I see my governor in a photo in a news story so I shall take this time to say “Fuck Larry Hogan and his bamboozling ways!”

Is Jim Zorn available?

Head coach for a bad team for one day only? That is slavish devotion to the Bill Belichick playbook.

“I resign as HC of IC”

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.