You shouldn't laugh. It's actually a horrible story. The pedestrian was helping an elderly motorist with a flat tire. He had just gotten the jack off when the van clipped him.

I'm impressed, I've never been able to find a pink merkin that big.

Y'ALL HAVE ANY OF THEM DOGS WHAT CARRY BOOZE ON THEIR NECKS

The road from offensive to funny is not a straight line, it seems.

As someone who has actually suffered mental illness and made suicide attempts...

Knock knock.

If you think this father-of-the-year candidate is treating his son like a slave, you should see what he's dragging behind the truck.

Nintendo pioneered this shit.

"That's some weak ass shit. You call that training?"
-Marv Marinovich

Dr. Jesse Equalshero Ph.D C.R.P.

The New York Giants could fall down a sewer and they'd come up with a gold watch in each hand.

Richardson can get 3 yards? Somebody call the Ravens!

If college football is your favorite sport there's an 85% chance you should be euthanized

You're the type of person that calls in an says Tyrod Taylor should start aren't you.

Cerrato is the worst thing that has ever happened to radio, and a lot of bad things have happened to radio.

You should be less stupid. Vinny Cerrato sucks at everything. He should not have a job in sports, the media, or anything that requires him to speak or give his opinion in any way.

You are out of your damn mind if you think cerrato is anything but an idiot.

Fine, you don't like Nestor, join the (very large) crowd. But, how on earth can you find vinny cerrato "entertaining." That guy is one of the least intelligent and least articulate human beings I have ever heard try to speak. In between mumbles, he can usually be found saying some incomprehensible, completely…

I curse a thousand Glenn Clarks on your home for saying Vinny is entertaining. That is exactly the kind of attitude that keeps Vinny on the air and still drawing a paycheck (and breath).

Here comes the "the NFL hates the Ravens" conspiracy bullshit. I won't be able to listen to sports talk radio for weeks. Thems cheated hon!