You want to call Williams a pussy to his face? Or do you only take such brave, stupid stances from the comfort of mom's basement?

At least CBS knows how to keep it interesting during the rain delay...

"I swear. I've never eaten Mary Jane"

Totally. Players need to feel comfortable hurling racial slurs at other players and telling them they are going to cum in their family member's cunts.

Well, tell that to my buddy who got arrested by the PC Police, indicted by a PC Grand Jury, tried in PC Court and is now ROTTING IN PC JAIL!

I hate to break this to you, the PC Police only exist in your head. Like Santa Claus and a Professional football team in Jacksonville.

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Did the Houston fans cheer this one as well?

Pictured: Rob and Rex on their trusty scooters to the graduation party.

You know what? More power to Albert Haynesworth.

Rest in peace Drew Magary. We'll miss you.

A Schiano Man would leak which kids' parents are separated.

Oh Greg Schiano, if you're going to suck, at least share funny quotes with the fans and media like John McKay would.

A true Schiano Man would let the kids stay, but shove one of the older fifth-graders around in front of the others, showing that he means business when it comes to no fooling around on his practice field.

A Schiano Man would start packing his bag and put his house on the market

If those guys are from Utah, then those rocks couldn't be more than six thousand years old.