That game was over a decade ago Stephan. It seems like a lot of these examples are dug up conveniently from the past to create weak strawmen. Yes, princess peach was saved from a castle, exactly 30 years ago. If you want to make a contemporary point, use contemporary examples.

You don't need to be rude to me. I didn't insult you. The game has always been rooted in this sort of humor. I don't know why people expect more from Rockstar when this has been their MO from the start.

the game is built on a foundation of juvenile satire. the soda in the game is called Sprunk for christs sake.. an amalgam of Sprite and Spunk... essentially a semen soda. i apologize for having to explain all of that, but you just don't seem to grasp the mentality of this franchise.

not all narratives are going to reflect your ideals for a Utopian society. i suggest you take up painting or writing.. create you're own vapid two dimensional characters that parrot your inner most trivial ideals. the sky is the limit.

apparently you forgot which game you were playing. the indie bin is the other way, thanks for stopping by

Let me break it down for everybody. I'm a grown ass man. I'm not clicking this shit.

QTE in a non QTE Game = Watch some cool shit that we couldn't figure out how to implement into our combat system

It's really just about ethics in PR demos.

Just remember to drink it and all other citrus based soft drinks in moderation. If you do a 2 day WoW bender while drowning in liter after liter of this stuff you could be digesting harmful levels of Brominated Vegetable Oil.

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Thanks for sharing it, i forgot about how to give that much of a damn on how the game actually works. Great stuff.

I'm such a moron. I remember analyzing spray patterns in Counter Strike way back when I was younger but now I don't even care. No wonder I suck at video games now.

it has more to do with America's production quality relative to Japan's and the stereotype that it has earned than a personal issue with Japanese people. internationally American cars are a joke and this stigma extends to our other goods as well.

it's so weird. with the steep learning curve and the amount of time they spent mastering those tricks... why not just practice a 3 point shot to the same degree of perfection?

this has been the argument that i've always heard against emulation. that it goes against the intended visual aesthetic of the game designers. which is why people who emulate go out of their way to make scanline filters for their games. so i don't see the point of this other than to say that you did it.

alright, getting my plane ticket now.... actually i'm not.

but what's the point of rigging a game designed to be softened by a CRT TV, so that it looks as crystal clear as an emulated game? i thought the whole anti-emulation sentiment was for visual authenticity.

nothing practical now but techniques like these are the beginning steps to augmented reality techniques that can change one's appearance to those wearing any kind of augmented VR eye piece.

it's rubber.. you need to keep it well humidified or moisturize it. they can't rewrite the laws of physics just for your toys.

KRANG LIFE!

there's a hipster inside of you? i hope he's using protection.