They’d suspend him in a hot second. They’d use the same technicality they used on Bill Simmons for calling Goodell a liar. They care about journalistic integrity only when someone calling them out for their lack of it hurts their bottom line.

I’ll be honest: I have much more respect for Beadle’s stand than Olbermann’s. Beadle actually works in boxing - she’s done great work on The Fight Game - and she had a lot to lose by coming out both against Rice/Smith and Mayweather. She even apologized for her own softball interview of Mayweather before she was aware…

Sadly, he'd probably come close to losing his job. Unless Olbermann called for the firing on a live show without ESPN knowing what he's gonna say (my apologies, I don't know whether it is taped or live), ESPN would probably choose not to air the episode and discipline Olbermann hard.

First off, brilliant article.

It’s sad because Steven A is clearly ignorant of what happens in abusive relationships. He’s falling for the idea that rich people are always unfairly targeted by people looking for a payday.

This is tremendous, IMG.

Or say “fuck it” to the diamond industry and get something else. I inherited a diamond from my mom who inherited it from my paternal grandma. Otherwise I wouldn't bother with a diamond. I'd love an opal engagement ring. Idk what I’ll do with it. Maybe see if I can get it in an antique setting when I (eventually) get…

Ugh. Exactly. That's why people who post things on Facebook about how great God is because they got some job annoy me. Because, no, God doesn't give a fuck about what job you get. If God gave a fuck, kids wouldn't be dying and rape wouldn't be a thing.

And I’ll finish ignoring all of the dying, starving children. Diamonds are totally more important.

“Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz...”

Don't forget, god talked back in this tale. I can't even with people who say god talks to them (my mother included). No, honey, you just sound like you need medication.

God: “Sure, just let me finish this earthquake I have going on in Nepal first”

Some ask for forgiveness, others want diamonds.

Clarks says she asked God: “Are you going to bless me and let me find a diamond today?”

Screw childhood cancer. God wanted you to find an expensive diamond.

I’m down, but only if I can bring millions of natives to oppress, enslave, and murder. I just want to make sure I get the whole experience.

The jabronis jogging in from the bullpen to get in on the action is greatest thing in baseball. “Hey! I heard some pushing was going on around here?”

I live my life in a way where I can depend on not sitting myself.

Are we talking about an occasional shart? Then every two years is aggressive, but acceptable. But full on shit? It's either time to change your diet or see a doctor, because that should not be happening every two years.