A Garrett once hit my car in our high school parking lot with me in it and tried to drive away like nothing happened. Spoiler alert, he didn’t have insurance. Garrett’s should just do everyone a favor and kill themselves.

impressive you managed to type that with your head up your own ass!

Is having a slow turf really all that different than 37-foot fence in left field, or putting a goddamn hill in front of the center field fence?

He reminds me of Katy Perry.

Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday:

- OR -

I think the thing that stands out is that there has been an incident in 3 of his 4 starts this season. And the “everyone else was at fault” argument wears out when something goes down almost every time he takes the mound this year. So people are getting real tired of his shit, so to speak. So sure, I bet Eaton had…

Except baseball fights are always pathetic and never last past one missed punch

this is direct evidence of the stupidity of baseball players

All those three behavioral issues just sound like Asperger’s divided into three other diagnosis, in my opinion.

Me too! And not all cases of ADHD, OCD, etc. are, like, turbo-hysterical anyway. She seems perfectly capable of pausing to hug someone and smile for a picture.

I have some of those things but people still like me...

In case anyone else was curious:

But making children go to events they don’t waaaaaanna- robs the special snowflakes of their agency.

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

Stories like this are the perfect antidote to stories about cat killing vets or that AWFUL “Letter from Jesus” story I read.

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

Aiming at other players’ ankles is how you play baseball? Huh. I thought you were supposed to avoid the guy with the ball?

Yes, much like when I lost my virginity and the dude only lasted 30 seconds it really doesn’t count.

Honestly, Tim, saying it was a “no-hitter attempt” when there were two outs in the FOURTH INNING is a bit of a stretch.