That is fucking terrifying.

It sucks because almost everyone I met in Ohio was really cool, people I would and did hang out with. Except the Ohio State fans. They were just fucking irrationally hostile.

I’m from Detroit and worked for a bbq company named after my city. Also, read the fucking story you nitwit. They were cheap shorts. I wore them. Not a reason to threaten someone.

It was really weird. Like, “you’re threatening to assault me over a pair of shorts. You, a man in your 40’s is doing this. Wow.”

Well, I wouldn’t go that far. Bama fans are probably just as awful but we don’t play them and my truck doesn’t venture anywhere near that far south.

This was in Willoughby and actually 99% of the people I met were cool as hell. Even met a chick I’m now friends with on Facebook and possibly going to hook up with in the future. It’s just those few random fuckwits who ruin it for everyone else.

Fuck Ohio State. I did Pig & Whiskey for a bbq truck in suburban Cleveland this last weekend and some asshole picked up a log and smashed our table when he saw my Michigan shorts. I was only even wearing the shorts because they were $10 and I needed shorts. I’ve never sworn at a customer before but I had to tell him…

You made a new friend.

Thank you for the props. Kinda makes my day that I made a stranger laugh. :)

No, fuck that. Foodservice workers burn themselves constantly. She got what she asked for, she didn’t get roasted in a barn fire or whatever your fucking “victim” status entails. Fuck off for even defending this bitch.

I get burns all over my hands, arms and legs almost on a minutely basis when I’m working. I don’t even notice them anymore. If you’re dumb enough to touch a hot bowl you were told was hot, you got your medicine.

No, fuck that. She was an asshole and got what she asked for. How many fucking times does it need to be explained, DON’T FUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO HANDLE YOUR FOOD. It’s not a hard concept to grasp.

Hmmm... Pay a months rent or buy a hoodie I could get for $1.50 at a thrift store. Decisions decisions decisions.

It’s like when someone’s walking down the street without looking where they’re going and they walk into a telephone pole, that shit is funny. And the person who did it can’t even be mad at you, because they know it’s funny too.

It’s so liberating when you finally get there. “Yeah, thats grea.... No, you need to just shut the fuck up. I’m not even going to pretend the word farts coming out of your face are interesting or valid. Fuck off.”

What facts did you post?

Meanwhile, on Pluto...

Saw Guardians opening night in a packed theater, obviously a lot of people thought it was going to be awesome.

Only a surprise to you.

lil-Mac has a sister who works support for the ISS and also has a head made of cement. Space is very cool to lot of people and it shows at the box office.