Yeah, moviegoers are so disinterested in space that Guardians of the Galaxy was last summer’s biggest movie, The Force Awakens will probably be the biggest movie ever come December, and no one saw Gravity in 2013, cuz “Space”.

I saw a documentary about this somewhere in the last few years, but I can’t remember where. All I remember is that it was one of the few of those types of shows where they did a dig and they actually found something at the end. That blew my mind, because that almost never happens.

I know, it sucks when bigots have to pay the legal fees for the fucking obviously illegal shit they did. That is so harsh. “If we had known getting sued was so expensive, we would have just baked a fucking cake. DAMN WHY IS IT SO EXSPENSIVE GETTING SUED FOR DISCRIMINATION!”

Yeah, in my business, we just tell people we’re booked if there’s an event we don’t want to do. Doesn’t matter if there’s no money in it or we legit have a problem with the people requesting our services, we just say sorry, can’t do it. Who are these people in the service industry that are just flippantly saying “I…

People who know who these people are well enough to actually fucking care what they’re doing are American idiots of the highest order. You’re dumb if you give the slightest of fucks about these absolutely worthless human beings.

I understood perfectly well why you used married couples as an example. TamTams said no sex for anyone under her roof, whatever their relationship status. Taking that to its logical conclusion, you pointed out that it’s batshit insane to think a married couple isn’t going to be fucking at some point in the guest…

My memory is pretty foggy, but wasn’t Ben Wallace a big deal back then?

I’ve had access to free courtside tix for a few years now and nope nope nope nope, I’m not going out to BFE in that traffic. Not happening.

It’s not even close. I know it’s anecdotal, but literally every single person I’ve talked to thinks it’s about freaking time the Detroit Pistons actually play in Detroit. I’m a hockey guy, but I might finally learn to like basketball if my city’s team is actually based in my city, around the block from where I live.

Former west sider, Telegraph to Square Lake to 75. Fuck that even harder than straight 75 from downtown.

Go all the way to Ann Arbor. If I had the option of a day trip to Ann Arbor without having to drive, I’d do it all the time. UofM games, art fairs, lots of fun bars, shows at The Blind Pig. I’d go and I think Ann Arbor people would come to Detroit for the hell of it too. DIA, Garden Bowl, all 4 sports teams would be a…

It’s dirt lots that whole stretch of Woodward. There is literally nothing there.

Yeah, I don’t know where he’s getting that from. Everyone I’ve talked to about it loves the idea. Subsidies may be fucked in a place like LA or Miami, but in a city like Detroit, it actually will pay for itself.

I have a buddy who plays in the Pistons drumline and he gets courtside seats that he gives away all the time. Never once have I taken him up on free seats because fuck driving to Auburn Hills. It’s 45 minutes away on 75 in good traffic, no way in hell I’m doing that drive in rush hour before a Pistons game. Hell, I…

An uneventful 90 minutes in a soccer match? GTFO.

He takes selfies The Right Way.

Why We Suck: A Feel Goo Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary is pretty damn hilarious.

“I’m going to run now, nice kangaroo. Here’s my wallet.”

I played goal in hockey and I was thinking stick fakes on grass when you’re only moving at 15 mph shouldn’t work. But here we are.

I couldn’t even dodge one of those guys, they’re all jacked. Running circles around a whole team of them? How is that not better than a DE scoring on complete fluke?