Look at how deluded she is. The pair have even hosted “hot teacher” parties where the guy was a DJ and she posed for pictures.

She’s probably thinking “Look! We’re still together and our children are ok so I’m not all that bad!”

So you came to deadspin.com, opened an article, and replied a comment, only to complain about the site?

I wore my HS ring the weekend after I got it, and then it went into a drawer for eternity. I tried to convince my daughter it was a waste, but she begged and my wife caved. Later she admitted the only reason she wanted a ring was because she got a day out of school for some hokey ring ceremony. I paid $350 so my…

When I was a freshman I bought the football team windbreaker (it was the 80s) and the non-varsity wool jacket, both personalized with name on breast, number and position on sleeves.

The Chicago Tribune also unearthed some vaguely concerning nuggets in port-o-potty #4 and also #6 and also #1 and also #9 and also #22 and also #23 and also #12 and also #32 and also #11 and also #4 and also #7 and also #8 and also #15.

Sadly, it will be burned in all our minds EVERY TIME WE READ FUNBAG. There must be some cause for class action here...

How do you sit and wipe? Theres like 3 inches of space tops between the seat and my ass in which you could accomplish it. Now if you mean lean forward and wipe then im in your corner.

I stand a pop a squat. I get in there deep and make sure that my toilet paper comes out white when I'm done cleaning my asshole.

Monopoly is a really shit game. Takes forever, everyone hates each other afterwards.

yeah but do you sit or stand?

Preach, sitting and wiping has literally never crossed my mind when the time comes.

I used to until I discovered Charmin flushable wipes. Greatest fucking invention since the microwave.

I only heard about sit-wipers a few months back and I have no idea how that even works. Wipe while sitting? How? Do you lean forward and wipe from the back? Or are you rubbing your forearm against your balls while going in from the front? Either way has potential for hitting the water! Fuck that! I stand. Not like all…

I still don't understand how you can wipe your ass sitting down..

Oh great, now I have to go adjusting the water level in every toilet I shit in. Also, my huge dick routinely gets in the way, can't fix that!.

My mom used to approach monopoly like she was negotiating actual business deals. I would be on the verge of bankruptcy and land on her hotel, and she'd be like "You don't have to pay me this right now, but I get 50% off all of your properties for the rest of the game" which I jumped all over because I was a dumb kid,…

Don't be disgusting, you stand to wipe. Otherwise there is a very good chance of your hand touching the shit. That is nasty, that is all.

Pretty sure because... they don’t just hand trademarks out you know, he has to be able to prove he created it.

“Someone drew the original trollface, and his name is 24-year-old Carlos Ramirez.”