But they have execs with apps! APPS!!

Of course this is the girl Matthew Stafford married. Of course.

I can’t be the only person who needs to see who she plunked.

The bride was very happy, telling all guests that Stafford is also her Fantasy husband.

Glad to see the Marlins heirarchy in mid season form on opening day.

Aaron Spelling is rolling over in his grave that he never used the name Blake Canterbury on Dynasty.

I saw about this on Myspace

I would take Michigan over New Jersey 11 times out of 10.

Everything about everybody in that post make me hate the Yankees.

Hey guys, this is the aforementioned Ryan. I was in town for something else, but I’m a pretty big baseball fan. Around noon I made the decision to try to make it to the game since I was in Chicago and Wrigley is kind of a baseball institution. I knew if I didn’t at least try, I’d be mad at myself. So, around 4 I made…

Don’t you just love the STL fan who thinks having to leave the stadium to take a piss is something to brag about?

no fuck you,he paid for his ticket & can leave whenever he pleases.If hes not a Good Fan in your opinion eat shit dickhead.Un- American Behavior? Yeah whatever.American Behavior is doing whatever we want.Mind your business asshole.

Yeah, no buddy. I would have left as soon as I had to take a piss and saw that bathroom line

Like those bougie types who read with enough frequency and fervor to identify and comment on said bougie types? ;)

You’ve never been in a corporate box, have you? In my experience, less than 50% of guests stay for more than 5 innings. Most finish dinner and show up for the third inning, then leave at the seventh inning stretch to beat traffic. Few watch more than 20-30 pitches, most of the time they’re just talking.

Maybe someone bought him a ticket. Could be corporate season tickets?

Most Chicagoans are Sox fans? Please. You know Joliet and Hammond, IN isnt Chicago, right?

dafuq is he doing?!?!?!

From this story, I’m getting that he, personally, has stolen some black person’s spot in medical school. Which he then threw away by dropping out. So, my takeaway is that he is an asshole.