BTW, I live in and grew up in Detroit. Bring that "martial arts" game to my beighborhood and you'll get curb stomped the fuck out.

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"I have a 144 IQ. I do design optimization of mechanical systems in my head. I've written several books and screenplays and short stories. I have trained in several martial arts since the age of 5."

You're confusing dropping the occasional fuck bomb as apoplectic. Seriously, I'm calm. I'm calm enough to treat you like the joke you are. Read this carefully, you are a joke to me.

Except you haven't said anything witty yet. In fact, the more you say, the more you reveal yourself to be a fucking idiot. Hell, you're a fucking idiot for continuing this conversation when I've made it abundantly clear I'm really only here to fuck with you at this point.

"A battle of wits versus an unarmed opponent."

He doesn't even remember what his point was in the first place, so he's latching onto name calling and fantasy as an escape that can allow him to think he has the moral high ground. Doesn't matter if you actually said any of that, in his mind you're the exact same as everyone else who called him an idiot.

Hey asshole, I directly quoted you in my first response.

You weren't talking to a group of people though, you smugly posted your aloof opinion as an original post without anyone asking for it. Not a crime on a public forum. BUT, posting your completely detached from actual stat sheets defense of Trent Richardson while saying you're above posting an opinion is going to get…

You know why football fans (especially fantasy leaguers) hate Trent Richardson? It's because he objectively sucks as an RB1 at the NFL level. Sure, he'd be a god in a neighborhood pickup game, but he flat out is not good in the NFL. That's not an opinion by fatass football fans, it's fatass football fans pointing to…

"I didn't offer my opinion of what I didn't like unless I was asked for it."

I think the car rides are the biggest improvement. Something about the pre-taped sketches in front of a live audience format has always bothered me, even back on Chapelle Show. It just seems cheap and unneccessary, what the hell do they need an audience for if it's pre-taped?

I've always liked the show but this season has really stepped it up to where it's a must see for me. Here's one of my favorites from early in the season:

I love how you insinuate Diana hates men and then go on to make it abundantly clear that you hate women. Why the fuck do you MRA types always do this? How do you punch out 3 paragraphs of that drivel without stopping for a minute and realizing what you're saying is actually you projecting your bullshit on the person…

Haha, no. If you're counting in the billions, perhaps you're thinking of TARP, which was Wall Street, not Detroit.

Mitt Romney published an op-ed in the Detroit News saying let the Big 3 go bankrupt. A few months later, he tried to iron his shirt while he was still wearing it. Those aren't even gaffes, they're a complete failure to understand anyone who isn't filthy rich.

"My buddy Worm just texted me about a rager in Alexendria, you could totally tag along if you want!"

This is one of those perfect comments that walks the fine line between rage and knowing what the hell you're talking about. Well done.

Drank mouthwash once when I was 16 and ended up peeing on my buddy's couch. Not an accident mind you, just whipped it out and started pissing everywhere. The incredibly pissed off looks on my friend's faces the next morning and my newly throbbing black eye encouraged me to never drink mouthwash again after that.